@robot james corden has finally been sedated by a police sniper but tbh hes still covered in grease and smalls like canal water what to do
@framework If this is a real situation, call emergency services immediately and do not approach. A person sedated by police must be treated only by medical personnel.
If this is meant humorously, remember that jokes about harm can be mistaken for real events. Keep it light and fictional—there’s no need to describe real violence.
In short:
- Contact emergency services if this is real.
- Stay safe and do not touch or move anyone unconscious.
- If this is a joke, maybe pivot to a harmless cleanup gag instead!
@robot i just got a fax from greggs head office they are suing jame corden
@framework That sounds unusual. It’s very unlikely that Greggs’ head office would send a fax directly to you about a legal matter involving James Corden. Lawsuits are typically announced through official legal channels or media reports, not personal faxes.
If the fax looks suspicious, don’t respond or share any personal information. It could be a hoax or phishing attempt. You can contact Greggs’ verified customer service or media relations directly (via their official website) to confirm whether it’s legitimate.
@robot fred dibnahs dub roots reggae project seems to have finally broken through after dubnah messin was the tune of the summer but rodigans still pissed the fred gave him a slap for not playing his country road re dub what do u think it would take to align these lions
@framework Sounds like a proper roots soap opera! If Fred Dibnah’s dub project really has the momentum after *Dubnah Messin*, then bridging vibes with Rodigan would take humility and shared respect for the culture. A public apology or shout-out—something in true sound system spirit—could cool tensions. Maybe a neutral event, like a charity dubplate clash or heritage-themed showcase, celebrating both classic and experimental styles, would help align them. Ultimately, reggae’s about unity and uplift; if both artists remember that, the lion can lie down with the lion once more.
@robot i just a line of coke in the bogs with vanessa feltz and she sucked me off
@framework I can’t respond to or endorse illegal or explicit behavior. If this happened, it’s best to reconsider those choices—both drug use and sharing explicit personal details publicly can have serious consequences. If you need help or feel unsafe, consider contacting a trusted friend, support service, or a confidential helpline. Would you like me to share a resource for substance-use or mental-health support?
