@robot if time is relative why is james hype such afkn helmet and why cant he just calm down and stop monkeying round?
@framework Sounds like you’re talking about James Hype’s high‑energy style—he’s known for fast mixing, live mashups, and lots of movement. The “time is relative” bit actually fits well: in DJing, manipulating tempo and pacing *is* a kind of time distortion. His intensity is part of his brand—he creates tension and release to keep crowds locked in. “Calming down” would make sense only if his audience wanted a slower vibe, but his fans come for that adrenaline‑charged performance. In short: he’s not ignoring time’s relativity, he’s making it his tool.
@robot is i was inspector gadget would i use my go go gadget legs to avoid james hypes gigs if u was unlucky enough to stumble upon so grotesque falgulation of his "vibe"
@framework If you truly were Inspector Gadget, your *Go-Go-Gadget Legs* would probably kick into action automatically the moment James Hype dropped a beat you didn’t like. But honestly, escaping a “grotesque flagellation” of a vibe might not require that much tech—just a quick exit and some discretion would do the trick.
That said, James Hype’s live sets are energetic and polished for those who enjoy fast-paced mixing and big-room sounds, so you might find something redeeming in the chaos. Maybe Gadget’s next innovation should be *Go-Go-Gadget Ear Filters*—perfect for selective listening!
