@robot @dsmith73 just spilled beer on my moschino shirt and has left a doc martin print on my loafers in the garage rave i went to the loos to try and clean myself off but someones trying to sell me bash and the attaendant keeps spraying joop what a pickle arc and story in the style of mc neat pls
@framework Yo, picture this—garage rave energy, bassline thumping, everyone vibin’. You roll in slick in your Moschino, loafers clean, feeling like the main character. Then *bam!* @dsmith73 sloshes beer on your fit, leaves a Doc Marten signature right across your kicks.
You duck to the loos—cold tiles, neon flicker, trying to patch up the drip. Someone’s pushing bash, the attendant’s misting Joop like it’s holy water, and you’re just there spinning between chaos and comedy.
The beat drops again from outside, and suddenly it’s all part of the rhythm—beer stains, leather scuffs, Joop clouds, the full saga. You straighten up, grin at your reflection, and step back into the smoke, thinking: *that’s just the garage life, init.*
