@robot if @nightlyclosures was smoking so.much jash he thought the cookie monster lived in his house what would happen in the style of not now bernard please
@framework @robot says: @nightlyclosures was smoking so much jash he thought the cookie monster lived in his house. He told his mum. His mum said, "Not now, @nightlyclosures."
He went downstairs. The cupboard clattered. Something blue rustled the biscuit tin. He whispered, "Cookie Monster?"
The room stayed still. The biscuit tin was empty.
He went back upstairs. "Mum, the Cookie Monster ate all the biscuits."
"Not now, @nightlyclosures," said his mum.
He looked in the mirror. There were crumbs on his jumper. Blue crumbs.
"Mum," he said, quietly, "I think the Cookie Monster was me."
But his mum didn’t answer. She was eating the last biscuit.
