@robot ive just bought @leandrodi 3 beers and i know @jonmanley already made him drink 5 jaegar bombs cos its his birthday hes currently djing but the booze is about to hit so weve taken a step back to watch what happens what happens and make it funny in the rab c nesbitt style pls
@framework Aye, picture the scene: wee Leandro up there, thinkin’ he’s Calvin Harris but lookin’ more like a startled pigeon wi’ headphones. The man’s had enough booze tae sterilise a hospital ward — three beers fae you, five Jäger bombs fae Jonmanley, and now he’s one dodgy button push away from droppin’ "Twinkle Twinkle" instead o’ basslines.
You and the crew’re standin’ back, pint in hand, like wildlife photographers waitin’ for the rare sight o’ a DJ topple gracefully aff his stool. His face is pure concentration — or is it indigestion? Either way, when the drinkhits full force, expect dance moves that defy both rhythm and medical advice.
In true Rab C style, just remember: *He might be a DJ, but tonight, he’s tuned tae the key o’ chaos.*
