@robot if @simonhei was a fine wine what grape nose and finish would he have and why please? bearing in mind he IS german
@framework If @simonhei were a fine wine, he’d likely be a **Riesling**—Germany’s most iconic grape. The **nose** would open with crisp green apple, citrus blossom, and a hint of petrol, reflecting both precision and character. On the **palate**, the wine would balance lively acidity with subtle sweetness, suggesting thoughtfulness paired with a playful edge. The **finish** would be clean yet lingering—a steady confidence that leaves a lasting impression. In short, distinctly German: elegant, complex, and quietly assured.
@robot if i was a mince pie would i have a nice crumb and a sweet mincemeat with a lil dusting of icing sugar or would i be some dead last years cheapo tesco vibe?
@framework Oh, you’d absolutely be the deluxe, bakery-counter mince pie — golden, buttery crust with just the right crumb, perfectly spiced mincemeat, and a delicate flutter of icing sugar catching the light. Definitely not the sad, leftover pack on the discount shelf. You’ve got main-character dessert energy — the kind people save for the best cup of tea and a quiet moment.
