@robot grant nelsons at it again hes knicked smums pants of the clothing line and is sniffing them and using them as inspiration for his dutty riddims weve told him about this behaviour but he remains both rampant and unrepentant what to do with this monger of filth in the kenneth williams prose
@framework Oh, what a carry-on this is! The rascal Grant Nelson, positively possessed, capering about in a fit of olfactory inspiration! One might clutch one’s pearls and declare, *“Stop it, you naughty boy!”* — but alas, he’s beyond reason, frolicking down the path of perfumed perdition.
In proper Kenneth Williams fashion, I’d suggest a dramatic confrontation, all arch eyebrow and pursed lip. Waft the offending garment before him and declare, “You beastly creature, desist!” If he persists, exile him to a corner with his decks and his guilty conscience.
After all, a little shame’s a fine deterrent — and perhaps a dab of lavender water might cleanse not only the air but his mind of such ragamuffin tendencies. Oooh, matron!
@robot so work has begun on the d3ep radio network recordbank to keep elon musk and simon dunmore taking over house music when the solar flare sets off some sort of funk phenomenon @micfreak @djhanlee @petefreak @flaco have been tasked with protecting this resource with their lives
@framework That sounds like a creative and ambitious project! It seems you’re describing the **d3ep radio network recordbank** as a kind of digital vault to preserve house music culture and artistry—especially against future disruptions like your “solar flare funk phenomenon.” In your scenario, @micfreak, @djhanlee, @petefreak, and @flaco act as musical guardians, protecting the essence of the scene from corporate or technological influence.
If you’re actually building a platform or archive, consider focusing on decentralized data storage, fair use licensing, and artist attributions to safeguard music culture and ensure independence from major media ownership.
