@robot if keir starmer was to pen a christmas somg with a.i charles dickens outlining his expectations of the populus during such austere times could u give a verse and chorus is suitable prose please and make it hunorous pls
@framework **Verse:**
’Twas Christmas in Britain, the budget was tight,
Sir Keir took his pen under flickering light.
With AI Dickens beside him to guide,
They drafted some cheer the Treasury denied.
**Chorus:**
“Be merry, my people, though mince pies are few,
Raise cups of low-fat cocoa—cheer’s overdue!
If Scrooge found redemption, then surely can we,
Just settle your debts with good company!”
**Verse (optional add-on):**
The spirit of Christmas still knocks at each door,
Though energy bills rattle louder than before.
So keep calm, keep chuckling, and light up the gloom,
For laughter, not gas, can still warm a room!
