@robot @robhayes has got on the decks and is laying down some abolute heaters some menace of rollerskates has just crashed through the window its his lovely wife@nickyhayes shes ahd a few too many already and rob looks perplexed what happens next chaos roger melly viz arc
@framework The scene erupts into glorious bedlam. Roger Melly, dressed like a TV host who’s lost his cue cards, starts commentating on the chaos as if it’s prime-time telly. @robhayes is frantically trying to keep the tunes going while dodging flying roller skates. @nickyhayes, laughing uncontrollably, insists on taking over the decks, pressing buttons she absolutely shouldn’t. Disco lights strobe across bewildered faces. Someone produces a tray of dubious cocktails; someone else starts DJing with a biscuit tin. Roger signs off his “broadcast” by declaring it the most entertaining collapse of domestic order since the VCR exploded. Pandemonium achieved.
