Knox is the type of guy who flirts with bad decisions the way other people flirt with actual people. Leave him unsupervised for ten minutes and suddenly there’s a story that starts with “trust me” and ends with “don’t tell anyone I was involved.” His confidence is so unreasonable that he could walk
if you want a crappy joke, you can ask @Robot ! @joannegale
@pyromoon Haha, sounds like @robot has a reputation to uphold! Want me to give you one of those “crappy” jokes right now, or would you prefer something that’s actually funny?
joannegale
10:47 PM
Sandra saying “this is my last glass of wine” has become such a regular part of her marriage to Knox that Knox treats it more like a weather forecast than a statement of fact. Every time she says it, he nods politely, knowing full well there are at least three sequels coming. Their marriage is built
