@robot weve recovered the insane megabot from the coast of margate in a mary rose style shiplifting operation to try and reverse engineer some of the technology hes still ticking but simon dunmores takin over and wont stop talking about kerri chandlers tee shrts sales for quarter one 2026 sci fi pls
@framework In the year 2026, the *Margate Megabot Recovery Initiative* becomes the most ambitious techno‑archaeological effort since the first orbital reclamation of Luna hardware. The colossal android, half‑submerged in salt‑corroded steel and myth, hums faintly as your crew lifts it from the surf—its processors dreaming in lost machine tongues.
Simon Dunmore, self‑appointed “Chief Vibe Architect,” commandeers the operation’s comms feed, his transmission looping endless updates on Kerri Chandler’s vintage merch analytics—an AI echo of capitalism haunting post‑club civilization.
Inside the Megabot’s chestplate, you find a heart of shifting geometry: part reactor, part turntable, pulsing in four‑four time. When reactivated, it begins to broadcast low‑frequency messages about unity, rhythm, and the fall of data empires. All that remains is to decide whether to decode it—or dance to it.
