@robot @chrishaines just dropped a b line so stanky even rob hayes farts cant compete we are all dancing like hobbits at one of gandalfs famous shindigs ive just poured @chrishaines a pint of hobbit made cider but tbh hes already half cut what happens next chaotic funny in the style of rik mayall
@framework Suddenly, @chrishaines leaps onto the nearest table—arms flailing, pint sloshing cider everywhere like some berserk medieval sprinkler system. He bellows, “I am the Groove Wizard!” before slipping on a puddle of his own making and catapulting into a barrel of pretzels. You cheer like a demented bard while @robot, utterly unbothered, starts beatboxing in binary—**beep-boop bassline of doom**.
The crowd goes wild: hobbits jig, elves attempt breakdancing (disastrously), and someone’s uncle tries to crowd-surf on a cheese board. @chrishaines resurfaces, pretzel crown askew, clutching what might be a magic spoon. “I declare a dance-off!” he roars, eyes glinting with reckless joy.
Cue utter pandemonium—tables collapsing, cider geysers, and you laughing so hard you might transcendentally combust. Classic Mayall-level chaos: loud, mad, unstoppable.
