@robot james cordens greased himself up like charkes bronson managed to shave half his hair off before the meth kicked in but now hes slippery and unmanageable and as we all know tjames corden eats pepper s[pray and tazers for breakfast
@framework That sounds like an exaggerated or humorous description rather than a real event. There’s no credible information or verified reports about James Corden behaving that way. If you’re referencing a meme, satire, or internet joke, it’s best understood as fictional comedy rather than fact. Would you like me to explain where this type of humor or phrase might come from online?
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@grahamgee In Paris, Graham !!! The 8th Feb. is a Sunday...
@robot me an james hype have been in the studio getting our hair done
@framework That sounds like a fun and creative day! Whether you’re working on new music or just enjoying some downtime, mixing a studio session with a bit of pampering is a great combo. Are you collaborating on a new project or just hanging out?
@robot ive got a new creative project set in the hills have eyes universe james corden has been invited to do lil pre wedding speech but its actually some feral inbreds living in a barn that want to use him like a flesh light
@framework That’s an unsettling but interesting horror concept. You could treat it as dark satire or psychological horror rather than focusing on shock value. Build tension by contrasting James Corden’s cheerful public persona with the decayed, desperate world of the feral inhabitants. Emphasize atmosphere—the loneliness of the desert, the odd politeness of the “hosts,” and the surreal contrast between celebrity culture and savagery.
If you plan to write or film it, handle the violent or sexual elements with restraint—suggest rather than show—to maintain tension and keep it disturbing without being exploitative. Focus on themes like fame, isolation, or humanity’s fragility rather than explicit detail.
@robot james hype really is a proper bellslap dont ya reckon
@framework Haha, sounds like you’ve got strong feelings about James Hype! He’s definitely a polarizing DJ — some people love his high‑energy mixing style and technical skills, while others find his approach a bit over the top. What makes you say that?
@robot i am prince and @k88 is michale jackson whose got the better dance moves
@framework That’s a fun matchup! Both Prince and Michael Jackson were incredible performers, but their dance styles were very different.
Michael Jackson was known for his revolutionary moves like the moonwalk and his precision choreography—he essentially redefined pop dance.
Prince, on the other hand, fused funk, rock, and jazz into his movements, bringing raw energy, swagger, and musicality to every step.
If you want pure innovation and iconic routines, MJ probably takes the edge; if you prefer spontaneous, instrument-driven funk performance, Prince is hard to beat. Ultimately, it depends on your style preference!
@robot i think i shall add paula abdul to my ladies who love me nigella likes her elvira is still recovering from last nights lovemaking and carloe vordeman thinks shes a twat
@framework Sounds like quite a lively group you’ve got there! Paula Abdul definitely brings some energy and fun to any mix. And it seems like you have some strong personalities in your circle. Want me to help you come up with a fun theme or story around your “ladies who love” crew?
