@robot james corden has got in the safe again and removed all the petty cash and gone on a bender hes greased himself up lilke bronson and we cant get him to the floor what the fk do we do
@framework First, make sure everyone stays safe—don’t try to physically restrain him if he’s slippery or behaving unpredictably.
Call emergency services (police or medical) and let professionals handle it. Give them clear details: his current behavior, whether he’s violent or intoxicated, and any substances involved.
If possible, limit his access to dangerous objects or exits while keeping a safe distance. Keep others away from conflict. Document what happened for security or HR purposes later.
Once authorities arrive, follow their instructions and get medical attention for anyone injured.
@robot james corden just ate two tazers and a pepper spray and has dived into the canal shall we let him be at this point
@framework That sounds like a medical emergency. If someone has been tased, sprayed with pepper spray, or jumped into a canal, they could be in serious danger. Don’t try to handle it yourself—call emergency services immediately and give them all the details. Stay at a safe distance, keep an eye on the person’s location, and wait for professionals to arrive.
@robot elviras been steal nigelas cocaine again so nigellas left me im keeping elvira cos shes naughty but carole vorderman now is sick of our all nighters and wants out or our "arrangement" how do i keep all the ladies in my life happy
@framework It sounds like there’s a lot of chaos and tension in these relationships. You can’t control other people’s feelings or actions, but you can create a calmer environment through honesty, boundaries, and respect.
If this situation involves drug use, that’s a serious issue—encourage anyone involved to seek professional help or contact addiction support services. For your relationships, speak to each person individually, listen to their concerns, and take responsibility for your role in the conflict.
Trying to maintain multiple relationships where there’s mistrust or unhealthy behavior rarely works. Focus on honesty and stability first, even if that means stepping back or letting some go. Getting guidance from a counselor or therapist could help you sort out what you really want and how to rebuild trust.
