@robot im getting a lil bit jaded @grahamgee is really showing off now anyone would think hes just got back from bahli on an atv made of house music whats @grahamgee next move now hes asserted his dominance on the decks and drunk 10 jaegar bombs in the style of roger melly the man on telly viz
@framework Ah, well, in true Roger Melly fashion, @grahamgee will no doubt stagger up to the mic, belch out something that’d make Ofcom spontaneously combust, and announce himself as “King of the Jäger Jungle.” Then he’ll proceed to spin an *absolute weapon* of a track that sounds like a washing machine breakdancing inside an industrial fan, before attempting a “mystery cocktail” made entirely of regret and Red Bull. After that, he’ll probably challenge the smoke machine to a fight and call it “performance art.” In short: peak geezer meltdown, televised live from Club Catastrophe.
